Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Another Leafy Lamentation

I am injustice.
I dress in too much salad dressing.
I need more unsuspecting leafy victims to drown.
I am related to "excess". 
I vacation in unsuspecting glass bottles in the cupboard.
My job is to ruin Jess's salads.
I desire to leave a black mark on salads forever..

As Salty laments over his involuntary parting with Sidekicks, 
Jess laments over her involuntary life-long struggle to stop
salad dressing from brutally murdering her salads.

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