Another Leafy Lamentation

I am injustice.
I dress in too much salad dressing.

I need more unsuspecting leafy victims to drown.

I am related to "excess". 

I vacation in unsuspecting glass bottles in the cupboard.

My job is to ruin Jess's salads.
I desire to leave a black mark on salads forever..

As Salty laments over his involuntary parting with Sidekicks, 
Jess laments over her involuntary life-long struggle to stop
salad dressing from brutally murdering her salads.